Are You Suffering from Wet Pants? Cuz All the Cool Kids Do.

Wet Pants Ain't Just for Grandparents - Hearts and Laserbeams

Thanks to Depend for sponsoring today’s story and encouraging people to #dropyourpants for #underwareness. If you’re interested in paid blogging opportunities like this one, click here to apply to Linqia. Oh, I’m sorry, what was that? Depend? Like the adult diapers? Listen, y’all. Wet pants ain’t just for grandparents and you know it. Some of […]

The People of Walmart are Rad.

The People of Wal-Mart are Rad - Hearts and Laserbeams

You all know that People of Walmart website. The one where they talk about how ridiculously comedically awful some people look when they go shopping at the local Walmart. I love that website. Because people are insane. But I also love the people of Walmart because multiple times this last couple of weeks they’ve shown […]

Ninja Blender Recipes and Ideas

Ninja Blender Recipes - Fresh Egg Frittata - Hearts and Laserbeams

I received a Ninja Ultima Blender from the fine folks at Ninja; all opions expressed are totally my own. Because come on, folks. You know I like snacks. One day a year or two ago, Josh and I were wandering through the Target, and we ended up traipsing through the kitchen gadgets. That’s where I […]

There’s a Spider in My House and He’s Gonna Kill Me

There's a Spider in My House and He's Gonna Kill Me - Hearts and Laserbeams

For the last few weeks, every now and then I’ve seen this HUGE spider hanging out on our living room window. I mean, the sucker was big. With legs included, he was the size of the palm of my hand. I wasn’t all that afraid of him, because he was outside. Or so I thought. […]